This guy's research was cited in a Nobel Prize, and after 2,300 job applications he can't even get a call back from a company that sells frozen crab cakes. His name is Jack Weis. He got his chemical engineering PhD from Princeton in 2024, and the one paying gig he's landed since then was helping train AI. It lasted less than three months. Here's how good his research was. Back in 2022, while he was still a grad student, Jack co-authored a paper that used a neural network to simulate water…