Trump's "We're going to watch ​it closely through the DOJ" tweet makes so much sense now: 1. Get companies to sign a statement "morally binding them" them to certain safety practices; 2. Make the announcement as public as possible; 3. Swoop in using FTC's existing UDAP authority, which covers activities "not explicitly granted to the agency by statute, including policing commercial entities' data privacy and cybersecurity practices"; 4. Enforce audits, evals, monitoring, etc. on the basis that…