THE INTERNET JUST FACEPLANTED - AND AMAZON’S HOLDING THE CORD Snapchat’s dead. Roblox won’t load. Canva’s crying. Even Alexa’s pretending she didn’t hear you. It’s not you - it’s AWS, the invisible backbone of half the web, choking in its own cables. Amazon Web Services says its core U.S–East servers are seeing “increased error rates.” In other words: the world’s most critical data center just tripped over itself. The outage hit around midnight Pacific. By sunrise in London, social feeds…