📝 A Guy Told His Agent to Make $5. It Did. I Copied His Playbook, Ran It 84 Hours, and Made $0. AMA Most of what scrolls past you on X is a humble-brag. Look what I shipped, look what I closed, look how it is all up and to the right. This is not that. This is a story of failure: a literal gold-rush where I spent six weeks and nearly a thousand Codex audits chasing money that was never there, built a private CLI specifically so I could keep all the winnings for myself, and walked away with…