GTA 5 made $1 billion in its first three days. Ubisoft, the entire company, is currently worth less than that. The parody works because every joke in it is a production decision. Ubisoft ships an open world almost every year across 40+ studios, and the only way to hit that cadence is reusable systems. Same tutorial popups, same icon-flooded map, same climbing. The template gets games out the door on schedule, and it made every game feel like the last one. Rockstar took the opposite bet. One…