Raise $10M seed round. Deposit it to @XMoney and earn 6%. 2 days later tell investors you have a $600K run rate. Raise $100M Series A. Deposit it to XMoney and earn 6%. 2 days later tell investors you have a $6.6M run rate. Raise $1B Series B, take $50M in secondary and return the remaining money. Who’s working on this?