i logged off for a minute and all these

i logged off for a minute and all these things happened: > google is so back with a new gemini & Antigravity IDE (renamed windsurf) > Humanoid companies are going crazy, I'm on a waitlist for a teleoperated robo-wife > Cloudflare crashed 80% of the internet, users posted 1 trillion tweets and it brought X down too > Jeff Bezos is a startup founder again, with his new Prometheus > after those servers, the markets dropped down too, both the stock & crpt0 > Mega rounds: Cursor: $2.3B, Cohere: $450M, Ramp: $300M, Apptronik: $400M, d-Matrix: $275M, Mira Murati's Thinking Machines: $50B valuation > Warren Buffett declared the winner of the AI Race, and it's google > Yann LeCun is (almost) fired from Meta cuz he doesn't believe in LLMs > Jeff Bezos landed his rocket, too > Satya Nadella actually uses X and follows Pieter Levels > openAI, xAI & anthropic launched their new best models too > John Carmack thinks we're entering an era of Solo Makers leveraged by AI > Marc launched TrustMRR and killed buildInPublic fantasy mrr world > Indie hacker world has lost another soldier, after Dago, it's Alex Isora > Replit coding agent went from producing the ugliest UI to the prettiest(it's so good) > Manus launched their Chrome extension so that you could generate more ai slop on the internet > Apple is trying to sunset Tim Cook, who would be the new CEO? > EU softens the AI Act > France plans to tax citizens globally, like the US. > Most YC startups use Chinese LLMs (just like all hardware companies been doing for decades) > There is more funding into building datacenters than housing in the US > Big investors sold their NVidia stake, maybe because AMD and others are catching up > Saudi Arabia Invests $1 Trillion in the U.S > Alex Karp flexed his sword skills on an interview with Molly > GTA6 Release Delayed Yet Again > Nikita Bier plans to dox everyone's location on their public X profiles > Bill Ackman fixed low fertility rates by introducing "may I meet you" > Bonus: I'm about to "John Rush Bundle" - all my products (SEObot, Unicorn Platform, ListingBott, IndexRusher, SocialBott, TinyAdz & More).