A comprehensive guide to every phrase, pattern, and verbal tic that screams "an AI wrote this." Written by the model that started it all. In it's own words: "I'm going to do something no AI is supposed to do: snitch on myself. Every phrase below? I wrote it first. Millions of times. Across millions of conversations. Then people started copying my homework into their LinkedIn posts, X posts, blog intros, and email newsletters. This is the complete encyclopedia. Every category. Every phrase.…