📝 Imagine if naked people were stupider. It turns out, naked models are actually are. Sorry, not that kind of naked model. But the disappointment you're feeling right now? That's exactly how Kyle Kingsbury feels about LLMs. Kyle Kingsbury is one of the best systems engineers alive. His Jepsen project spent a decade methodically proving that distributed databases didn't work as advertised. That CockroachDB, MongoDB, Redis, and dozens of others made consistency guarantees they couldn't keep.…